April 2012
thefrogman.me: Horoscopes for 4/25/2012 →
thefrogman:
For those unaware, I am a licensed horoscopologist. I have written up what you all can expect today.
Aries - Expect the unexpected. Like a monkey riding a bicycle or a chicken nugget shaped like a dinosaur.
Taurus - You will be abducted by aliens. Wear clean underwear and pre-lube your anus….
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Just as We Suspected: Florida Saved Nothing by... →
Last year, Florida became the first state to pass and fully implement a bill mandating “suspicion-less” drug testing (i.e., drug-testing without probably cause) of all applicants for Temporary Assistance for Needy Families (TANF). The law mandated that all applicants pay for the cost of the drug test themselves, and that they be reimbursed if their test came back negative. Gov. Rick Scott argued...
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thefrogman.me: We should still be amazed by the... →
thefrogman:
We don’t have flying cars. But 50 years ago the first computers took up large rooms and did computations slower than my grandma driving to church. Now we have television remote controls more powerful than the computers on the space shuttles.
Using trilateration, microwaves, and FUCKING QUANTUM…
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Game of Thrones
Me: Just watched S02E03 of GoT. Boy was it good. Tyrion is up to no good all episode long!
K: Don't tell me anything! Tyrion does remind me of you sometimes...lol
Me: If only I could have those who displease me sent to the wall.
K: You send them to the IT Service Desk. That's our version of The Wall.
“Jesus Loves You! He also loves Justin Bieber and the girl who wrote the Twilight...”
– Justin Bernhard@CancerIsAwesome 